Failing class? Well, we have no advice for that. But here's a few ways to annoy your professor:
1. Draw abstract paintings called "Professor know-it-all" and hand them in with your assignments.
2. Sit at the back of the class. When the professor is talking, ask him/her to speak up because you
can't hear. Say you can't move to the front of the class because you're scouting the room for assassins.
3. Keep asking your professor to prove everything they say. Insist that you won't believe these "lies" until you see evidence.
4. Wear the funniest looking hats you can find to class everyday.
5. When handing in your assignments, put a recipe for chocolate cake in the middle. When your professor asks, say "Thank god you found it! I thought someone stole my top secret recipe again!"
6. Mail your professor a phonebook for Christmas.
7. Secretly take pictures of your professor outside of class (e.g at the coffee shop, grocery store) and mail them to him/her labelled as The Best Professor in the World.
8. Come to class dressed in a black ninja garb. Don't say why.
9. Come to class dressed in a white ninja garb the next day. Explain that "they" kicked you out of the clan and you had to switch forces.
10. Sit at the front of the class and stare at your professor through binoculars. Explain that you need to see better to learn better.
11. Hand in assignments written in ink on parchment paper. Explain that the power went out last night and you had to do it the "old fashioned way."
12. Come to class in a Halloween mask on Fridays. When your professor asks, simply explain "Today's Friday."
13. Bring candles and incense to class. Perform a ceremony before handing in your assignment, blessing the paper to correct all your typos.
14. Hand in your assignment in an enveloped with postmarks from several countries. Say you wanted several perspectives and resources. Say your aunt Barbara said you deserved an A.
15. Perfume the assignment with catnip. Explain that it was to keep the rats away.
16. Refuse to do the assignment because you object to the slaughter of trees.
17. Take a picture of your professor during class. Email it to him/her and say "A picture is worth a thousand words..."
18. Hand in a crudely drawn picture attached to the end of your assignments with the caption: "The topic was so emotional that mere words cannot express all that I had to say. Therefore I had to include this picture."
19. Bring a small cactus to class with you. Raise your hand to ask a stupid question
or make a statement. When the professor tells you you're wrong, yell at the cactus "I can't believe you embarrassed me again!"
20. Bring a vacuum to class. Halfway through, stand up and start using it. Yell out "I can't stand
sitting in this pigsty any longer!"
21. Come to class very early one day and eat your breakfast there. When your professor enters, ask "Want some pancakes?"
22. Make a very ugly sculpture of your professor and mail it to him/her with the note "From: Your favorite student"
23. Wear a tuxedo (if you're male) or evening dress (if you're female) to class one day. Arrive fashionably late and explain you were just at a wedding. Apologize for being late. Explain that it was the groom's fault.
24. Come to class in a chicken suit. Explain that it's for your job, but you had trouble getting out of it last night.
25. Come to class dressed as an angel. Say that it's for your drama class.
26. Before Winter break or Spring break, wish your professor a good vacation. Tell him/her that you'll be having the time of your life at Fat camp.
27. Dye your hair a different color everyday.
28. Wear a shirt that says "Call me Bob." Wear a shirt the next day that says "Call me Sam." Wear a shirt the third day that says "Just call me."
29. Bring a framed picture of a $20 bill and place it on your desk. Make sure your professor sees it. Explain that it inspires you.
30. Arrive late to class and say "Actually, I'm here for tomorrow's lesson, so in fact, I'm early."
31. Bring 5 water bottles to class and drink all of it. Ask your professor to let you go to the bathroom. If he/she says no, get up and run out of the class yelling "Watch out! Full bladder coming through!"
Disclaimer: We are not responsible for you getting detention, suspension or expulsion. Or failing.
1. Draw abstract paintings called "Professor know-it-all" and hand them in with your assignments.
2. Sit at the back of the class. When the professor is talking, ask him/her to speak up because you
can't hear. Say you can't move to the front of the class because you're scouting the room for assassins.
3. Keep asking your professor to prove everything they say. Insist that you won't believe these "lies" until you see evidence.
4. Wear the funniest looking hats you can find to class everyday.
5. When handing in your assignments, put a recipe for chocolate cake in the middle. When your professor asks, say "Thank god you found it! I thought someone stole my top secret recipe again!"
6. Mail your professor a phonebook for Christmas.
7. Secretly take pictures of your professor outside of class (e.g at the coffee shop, grocery store) and mail them to him/her labelled as The Best Professor in the World.
8. Come to class dressed in a black ninja garb. Don't say why.
9. Come to class dressed in a white ninja garb the next day. Explain that "they" kicked you out of the clan and you had to switch forces.
10. Sit at the front of the class and stare at your professor through binoculars. Explain that you need to see better to learn better.
11. Hand in assignments written in ink on parchment paper. Explain that the power went out last night and you had to do it the "old fashioned way."
12. Come to class in a Halloween mask on Fridays. When your professor asks, simply explain "Today's Friday."
13. Bring candles and incense to class. Perform a ceremony before handing in your assignment, blessing the paper to correct all your typos.
14. Hand in your assignment in an enveloped with postmarks from several countries. Say you wanted several perspectives and resources. Say your aunt Barbara said you deserved an A.
15. Perfume the assignment with catnip. Explain that it was to keep the rats away.
16. Refuse to do the assignment because you object to the slaughter of trees.
17. Take a picture of your professor during class. Email it to him/her and say "A picture is worth a thousand words..."
18. Hand in a crudely drawn picture attached to the end of your assignments with the caption: "The topic was so emotional that mere words cannot express all that I had to say. Therefore I had to include this picture."
19. Bring a small cactus to class with you. Raise your hand to ask a stupid question
or make a statement. When the professor tells you you're wrong, yell at the cactus "I can't believe you embarrassed me again!"
20. Bring a vacuum to class. Halfway through, stand up and start using it. Yell out "I can't stand
sitting in this pigsty any longer!"
21. Come to class very early one day and eat your breakfast there. When your professor enters, ask "Want some pancakes?"
22. Make a very ugly sculpture of your professor and mail it to him/her with the note "From: Your favorite student"
23. Wear a tuxedo (if you're male) or evening dress (if you're female) to class one day. Arrive fashionably late and explain you were just at a wedding. Apologize for being late. Explain that it was the groom's fault.
24. Come to class in a chicken suit. Explain that it's for your job, but you had trouble getting out of it last night.
25. Come to class dressed as an angel. Say that it's for your drama class.
26. Before Winter break or Spring break, wish your professor a good vacation. Tell him/her that you'll be having the time of your life at Fat camp.
27. Dye your hair a different color everyday.
28. Wear a shirt that says "Call me Bob." Wear a shirt the next day that says "Call me Sam." Wear a shirt the third day that says "Just call me."
29. Bring a framed picture of a $20 bill and place it on your desk. Make sure your professor sees it. Explain that it inspires you.
30. Arrive late to class and say "Actually, I'm here for tomorrow's lesson, so in fact, I'm early."
31. Bring 5 water bottles to class and drink all of it. Ask your professor to let you go to the bathroom. If he/she says no, get up and run out of the class yelling "Watch out! Full bladder coming through!"
Disclaimer: We are not responsible for you getting detention, suspension or expulsion. Or failing.
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